This Morning!
Leave a commentNovember 20, 2012 by growing robots
Well we are back! Its about time we got ourselves un-blocked from WordPress. Apparently freedom of speech IS alive and well after all, but there is a limit as to how many times you can say CUNT.
We agree that it would be ‘out of order’ to say CUNT in certain social situations, like in front of kids or nuns, on the radio or TV or at a funeral. We would argue though, that CUNT has its place along with FUCK, PISS, SHIT, TITS, ARSE-HOLE AND BOLLOCKS. It may be the most offensive word in the English language, but in the correct context it is hilarious.
For example “Daddy whats a cunt?”…..”See that hairy thing between your mummys legs? – Thats a fanny, your mothers a CUNT”
As far as first blog posts go – this one is probably not the best, and its unlikely to get us invited to perform on This Morning , but at least it says what we are all thinking each day – That little Italian cook is such a CUNT, FUCK me I dont care how unsanitary it is – Id let Holly PISS on me, the bits without her in are SHIT, my fucking word look at those TITS, oh Christ when will they get rid of that little Italian ARSE-HOLE and BOLLOCKS I’m late for work again.
Cheer up, its nearly the weekend again!
growing robots 